In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about aliens. We’ll also listen to Ashtray bitch about the robots in Interstellar. Finally, we’ll take a look in Teddy’s underpants and see if we can’t find any new life-forms hiding under his balls.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Aliens

Mistic: SETI]

Oracle: Famous abductions

Ashtray: Foo Fighters

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Tennessee’s Left lane law

Oracle: Windows 10

Ashtray: Squirrel

Mistic: Ronda Rousey

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Interstellar; Raising Cain

Ask the Idiots

Phyllis Rechter – San Antonio, TX – Teddy: You sound so sexy. Are you on like J-date or something like that?

Stephen Cronenberger – South New Hampton, TN – Oracle: If you had to choose between your right testicle and your laptop, which would it be?

Paul Fillmore – Madison, WI – Ashtray: What part of “stop driving by my fucking house”, do you not understand. She my girl now motherfucker, so give it up bruh.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Shitty Friends

Mistic: Big game douches

Oracle: Chechen Women Facing Charges

Ashtray: Chinese shit

In all Seriousness: Ronda Rousey should just be shipped up a class, cause she’s on a whole nother level. I mean what’s not to like. She’s gorgeous, fierce and charismatic, everything we here in ‘Murica love. Everyone wants to see Rousey and Mayweather fight. I say Rousey should fight someone that could give her a challenge. That’s why I say, Rousey vs The drunken squirrel…….Now that, I would pay to see. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.