In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about aliens. We’ll also listen to Ashtray bitch about the robots in Interstellar. Finally, we’ll take a look in Teddy’s underpants and see if we can’t find any new life-forms hiding under his balls.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Aliens

Mistic: SETI

http://www.seti.org/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/07/20/stephen-hawking-announces-100-million-hunt-for-alien-life/]

Oracle: Famous abductions

http://www.mysticfiles.com/based-on-a-true-story-fire-in-the-sky-the-walton-experience/

http://www.livescience.com/20250-alien-abductions-origins.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reported_UFO_sightings

Ashtray: Foo Fighters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_fighter

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Tennessee’s Left lane law

Oracle: Windows 10

Ashtray: Squirrel

http://www.channel3000.com/news/drunk-squirrel-trashes-british-bar/34253600

Mistic: Ronda Rousey

https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/ronda-rousey-1.jpg

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2537762-ronda-rousey-tells-bethe-correia-dont-cry-after-34-second-fight-at-ufc-190

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Interstellar; Raising Cain

Ask the Idiots

Phyllis Rechter – San Antonio, TX – Teddy: You sound so sexy. Are you on like J-date or something like that?

Stephen Cronenberger – South New Hampton, TN – Oracle: If you had to choose between your right testicle and your laptop, which would it be?

Paul Fillmore – Madison, WI – Ashtray: What part of “stop driving by my fucking house”, do you not understand. She my girl now motherfucker, so give it up bruh.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Shitty Friends

Mistic: Big game douches

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/stasi-hed-article-1.2311902

Oracle: Chechen Women Facing Charges

Three Chechen Women Con ISIS For $3,300, Face Six Years In Prison

Ashtray: Chinese shit

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=545_1438534394

In all Seriousness: Ronda Rousey should just be shipped up a class, cause she’s on a whole nother level. I mean what’s not to like. She’s gorgeous, fierce and charismatic, everything we here in ‘Murica love. Everyone wants to see Rousey and Mayweather fight. I say Rousey should fight someone that could give her a challenge. That’s why I say, Rousey vs The drunken squirrel…….Now that, I would pay to see. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.