In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Death Penalty in America and the recent controversy surrounding it. We also take a look at the very psychological horror flick, the Babadook. And finally, we discuss the pros and cons of storing cow eyes and cats in your anal cavity.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Death Penalty

Mistic: History of the Death Penalty

Oracle: Current execution practices

Ashtray: Cost of execution

Teddy: Where the white women at

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: The Camping Trip

Oracle: Fishing with John

Ashtray: Free Bose Speaker

Mistic: Serial Killer Drama

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Babadook; Interstellar

Ask the Idiots

Kim Beaver – Riverside, CA – Ashtray – I give you one million dollars, and you can buy one thing. What is it?

Jason Dickface – St. Paul, MN – Mistic – Have you ever shit your pants?

Ken the Retard – Memphis, TN – Teddy – Do you like to go fishing?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: White lives matter

Mistic: Black lives matter

Oracle: Satire news

Ashtray: Sandra Bland

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