In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss TV around the world. We sit down and watch a sociopath with a camera. And as usual, we round up the kids, cuz it’s time for our Polio shots.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): International Tube

Mistic: Imports and Exports

Oracle: Weird Gameshows

Ashtray: Soap Opera’s

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: 30 Languages

Ashtray: Tellin’ motherfuckers off

Mistic: Trump……is awesome.

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Nightcrawler; The Babadook

Ask the Idiots

Guy Flamadiddle – Tempe, AZ – Oracle: What’s the best part of waking up?

Closeted Marine – Madison, WI – Ashtray: Hey, you wanna go out and get a drink sometime?……..fag.

Brittany Clemson – Aurora, Ill. – Mistic: Why do you always sound like you have a dick in your mouth?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Gayification

Oracle: ESPN Personality

Ashtray: Former pastor and current internet sensation

In all Seriousness: If you’re basing your major life decisions on a book that was written millennia ago, you don’t get to be taken seriously, by anybody. You are not oppressed. There is no war against your fake ass religion. So stop acting like you were the one nailed to the cross. Just shut the fuck up and help those in need. Preach love, not hate. Because as cliché as it sounds. Actions really do speak louder than words……you loud mouth, cum guzzling, Fred Durst wanna be fuck…….That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.