In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Jailbreaks. We take a look at the worlds oldest and in my opinion, best troll. And as usual, we get banned from useless social networking sites, say that it doesn’t bother us, but deep down inside, it does.
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Prison Breaks
Mistic: Recent NY prison break and a little history
Ashtray: El chapo
Teddy: Most inescapable prisons
Teddy: Deadpool Trailer
Oracle: Good Journalism
Ashtray: Dead Raccoon
Mistic: Lee Camp
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): An Honest Liar; Nightcrawler
Ask the Idiots
Paul Blackstone – Toronto, ON – Oracle: Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
Jimmy Favreau – Louisville, KY – Ashtray: What you got against the confederate flag? My granddaddy uncle brother fought for that flag. Why do you god damn liberals always have to fuck it up for us God fearing ‘Muricans?
Ben Tomlison – Ft. Lauderdale, FL – Mistic: Is it true that fat people only get horny when they see Chocolate Syrup?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Butthurt Bob
Ashtray: El Chappo
Teddy: Losing your wedding ring
In all Seriousness: Why are there so few people out there that are willing to speak the truth? And if they don’t know the truth, at least speak your mind. That’s why when I run into someone that’s willing to do just that, like Mr. Camp…I’m relieved. That’s what we’re trying to do here. We’re trying to make you think a little when you listen to us ramble. Most of the time there is a point. You may have to dig through bong resin and fermented hops to get to it, but it’s there. So next time you find yourself swallowing all of the mainstream bullshit that’s being spoonfed to you, take a second to think….why? That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.