In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Jailbreaks. We take a look at the worlds oldest and in my opinion, best troll. And as usual, we get banned from useless social networking sites, say that it doesn’t bother us, but deep down inside, it does.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Prison Breaks

Mistic: Recent NY prison break and a little history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Clinton_Correctional_Facility_escape

http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2067565_2067566_2067577,00.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prison_escapes

Oracle: Alcatraz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcatraz_Island

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_1962_Alcatraz_escape

Ashtray: El chapo

Teddy: Most inescapable prisons

http://www.liststack.com/world/top-10-inescapable-prisons

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Deadpool Trailer

Oracle: Good Journalism

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33382516

Ashtray: Dead Raccoon

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/11/dead-raccoon-memorial_n_7776856.html

Mistic: Lee Camp

http://leecamp.net/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): An Honest Liar; Nightcrawler

Ask the Idiots

Paul Blackstone – Toronto, ON – Oracle: Have you ever put butter on a poptart?

Jimmy Favreau – Louisville, KY – Ashtray: What you got against the confederate flag? My granddaddy uncle brother fought for that flag. Why do you god damn liberals always have to fuck it up for us God fearing ‘Muricans?

Ben Tomlison – Ft. Lauderdale, FL – Mistic: Is it true that fat people only get horny when they see Chocolate Syrup?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Butthurt Bob

https://www.facebook.com/bob.stone11?fref=ufi

Oracle: Dolphin

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33357892

Ashtray: El Chappo

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/12/el-chapo-escapes_n_7778882.html

Teddy: Losing your wedding ring

In all Seriousness: Why are there so few people out there that are willing to speak the truth? And if they don’t know the truth, at least speak your mind. That’s why when I run into someone that’s willing to do just that, like Mr. Camp…I’m relieved. That’s what we’re trying to do here. We’re trying to make you think a little when you listen to us ramble. Most of the time there is a point. You may have to dig through bong resin and fermented hops to get to it, but it’s there. So next time you find yourself swallowing all of the mainstream bullshit that’s being spoonfed to you, take a second to think….why? That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.