In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us about this insane automobile race around the world that happened in 1908. I hope they had their extended car warranty! Also in the show, Oracle unveils his hillbilly steam room and Teddy bitches about white people and their obsession with the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard case.

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Race Heard Round the World

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1908_New_York_to_Paris_Race#:~:text=The%201908%20New%20York%20to,six%20 contestants%20 completed%20the%20course.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/paris-or-bust-the-great-new-york-to-paris-auto-race-of-1908-116784616/

What’s Sexy

Oracle: Hillbilly Steam Room

Mistic: Star Trek Discovery

Teddy: Bob’s Burgers Movie

Ashtray: Helicopter catches rocket booster on re-entry

https://www.space.com/rocket-lab-dummy-booster-catch-helicopter-video

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Fucking vertigo34ewu82

Mistic: Wtf?

Ashtray: Employee turnover

Teddy: Johnny Depp Trial

In all Seriousnes: Go fuck yourself Poland.

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