In tonight’s episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon – not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle.  Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the Xbox One X and 4, worn out losers bitch about things that they have no control over.  

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The Prophecies of Q – the Atlantic

What is QAnon? PBS News Hour

CBS This Morning … literally this morning’s episode

What they think it is: A shadow civil war between rouge intelligence agencies and Trump and the Good Guys. An evil cabal of Democrats and elite billionares who rape/murder children to harvest adrenochrome from them.

FBI has labeled it a potential 

Origins (oranges?):

October 28, 2017 was Q’s first “Bread Crumb” or “Q-drops” on 4chan predicting Hillary Clinton’s arrest

HRC extradition already in motion effective yesterday with several countries in case of cross border run. Passport approved to be flagged effective 10/30 @ 12:01am. Expect massive riots organized in defiance and others fleeing the US to occur. US M’s will conduct the operation while NG activated. Proof check: Locate a NG member and ask if activated for duty 10/30 across most major cities.

Mockingbird HRC detained, not arrested (yet). Where is Huma? Follow Huma. This has nothing to do w/ Russia (yet). Why does Potus surround himself w/ generals? What is military intelligence? Why go around the 3 letter agencies? What Supreme Court case allows for the use of MI v Congressional assembled and approved agencies? Who has ultimate authority over our branches of military w/o approval conditions unless 90+ in wartime conditions? What is the military code? Where is AW being held? Why? POTUS will not go on tv to address nation. POTUS must isolate himself to prevent negative optics. POTUS knew removing criminal rogue elements as a first step was essential to free and pass legislation. Who has access to everything classified? Do you believe HRC, Soros, Obama etc have more power than Trump? Fantasy. Whoever controls the office of the Presidency controls this great land. They never believed for a moment they (Democrats and Republicans) would lose control. This is not a R v D battle. Why did Soros donate all his money recently? Why would he place all his funds in a RC? Mockingbird 10.30.17 God bless fellow Patriots.

Q drops are authenticated 

Q’s rallying cries:

“You are the news now.”

“Enjoy the show,” a phrase that his disciples regard as a reference to a coming apocalypse

Where we go one, we go all,”

QAnon adherents see Q’s anonymity as proof of Q’s credibility—despite their deep mistrust of unnamed sources in the media.

Who is Q? – the theories:

Q is a single individual who has been posting all alone this entire time.

  • Could be Trump
  • Lone Trump supporter who started it as Fan Fiction
  • Q started as a parody of Trump supporters, not realizing he’d be taken seriously
  • John F Kennedy Jr

Q is a collective, like an open source military-intelligence agency

Pizza Gate: Edgar Maddison Welch = prime dumbass

Dec 4, 2016

Drove 360 miles from Salisbury, NC to DC

To Comet Ping Pong pizzeria

Podesta emails talked about fundraising at Comet. Suspected code was “pizza” = little girls and “pasta” = little boys.

He tried to recruit help from at least two people to carry out a vigilante raid, texting them about his desire to sacrifice “the lives of a few for the lives of many” and to fight “a corrupt system that kidnaps, tortures and rapes babies and children in our own backyard.”

No Basement was found. Welch surrendered to police. “The intel on this wasn’t 100 percent,”

He was a father of two daughters. Very religious – to the point of weirding out friends

Was a half-assed volunteer firefighter. Dropped for the rolls days before the incident.

Weeks before the incident he hit a teenager with his car, who needed to be Med Flighted.

Had sought treatment for internet addiction previously.

Sentenced to 4 years 

Trump & Q

Qanon adherents love Trump tweets that begin with Q

“I am giving consideration to a QUARANTINE.”

Ignore most letters = I am … Q

Trump wore a yellow tie to a White House briefing, was a sign the virus wasn’t real:

He is telling us there is no virus threat because it is the exact same color as the maritime flag that represents the vessel has no infected people on board,”

“Do yer own research”

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Back in Action!

Mistic:   Schitts Creek

Teddy:  Xbox one X sales soar cuz of dumbasses

Ashtray:  BeatSaber – sumbitch is undeniably fun

Fuck What You Think

Oracle:  Stingy fucking dental insurance

Mistic:   Trump propoganda

Ashtray:   “Do yer own research”

Teddy:  Breanna Taylor 

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