In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Public Executions. The date of last public execution in the U.S. and the turnout will probably shock you. Also in the show, Mistic has a close call with a Karen in the wild and Oracle bitches about NFL streaming bullshit.

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In this episode of the Red eye report, we discuss Public executions. We fire off some BS for an hour and aa usual, we make an Emmy worthy program. Too bad no one will ever see it. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle once publicly executed a dog. No joke about it. He just killed a dog. Boo this man. We’ve also got a fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy is obsessed with playing with himself. Next to him is the soot covered Ashtray. The only thing Ashtray has ever executed publicly is a bottle of gin. Why….cuz fuck Gin, that’s why. Last and least, I’m the Mistic and when your dog goes missing. You don’t search for a while then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog. Oh wait. Found it. Oracle killed it. And this is the RER.

What’s Sexy

Oracle: Apple Man

Mistic: Letters Live

Teddy: Son being more social. 

Ashtray: Mustafa forever

Oracle, open file in the folder

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: NFL Bullshit

Mistic: Karens man. They gotta be stopped. 



In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Elon Musk.   

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