In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Christ for cash gospel. Some of these schemes are absolutely ridiculous! Also in the show, Oracle builds a new gaming PC…that can’t run Skype, and Ashtray goes to a Special Victims Unit Aerial Burlesque show.

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On this episode of the red eye report we talk about Christ for cash gospel we bring you a lot a bit of sexy and we listen to some weird ashtray story. Speaking of astray tried to start his own church but couldn’t get over the bursting Into flames when he entered a church. Then there’s ordained oracle. You may not know this but Oracle and his wife started a turtle church and it is as dumb as you fucking think. The last time somebody approached mystic had go to church he Head butted them and said fuck you I’m too metal…. He was 8. And I’m Teddy. I wanted to start a cult but now I said fuck that I wanna start a church to get that fucking money.

Christ Vs Christ

Shitty Prosperity Preachers

Peter Popoff

What’s Sexy 


Mistic: Quasi

Teddy: Server Slam 

Ashtray: Aerial Burlesque with the gals

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: New PC

Mistic: The NFL

Ashtray: Colorado teens take memento photo after hurling rock through woman’s car window

Teddy:  The NFL Draft

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself …..

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