In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA’s crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 vaccines, and Teddy bitches about pandering during Black History Month.

Project Azorian

K129 Soviet Ballistic Missile sub gets fucked

The Hughs Glomar Explorer

Giant Gimble bearing

Moon Pool

“Clementine” the Capture Vehicle

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Dispensary

Mistic: Randy Rainbow

Teddy:  Madden League 

Ashtray:    Vaccine Hunters

https://news.google.com/search?q=vaccine%20hunters&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Just give me the damn eggs!

Mistic:  Snow

Ashtray:   Mother fuckers acting like it’s as easy breasy as summer.   

Teddy:  Black history month bullshit

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Punxsutawney Phil, a groundhog will always see its shadow when they ham it up in the limelight. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!