On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren’t prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone.
Oracle: F1 2020
Mistic: The Queens Gambit
Teddy: Cyberpunk 2077
Ashtray: mylight is now on OnlyFans.com
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Imposter Syndrome
Mistic: Teddy’s phone
Ashtray: Exposure feared after New Hampshire speaker dies of COVID-19
Teddy: Having to leave puppies behind
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