PRODIGIES – RED EYE REPORT 298

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren’t prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone.

PRODIGIES

Child muhfuckas

https://www.britannica.com/list/7-famous-child-prodigies

https://www.google.com/amp/s/247wallst.com/special-report/2020/01/24/31-famous-child-prodigies/amp/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Carlsen

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: F1 2020

Mistic:  The Queens Gambit

Teddy: Cyberpunk 2077

Ashtray:  mylight is now on OnlyFans.com

mylight OnlyFans

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Imposter Syndrome

Mistic:  Teddy’s phone

Ashtray:   Exposure feared after New Hampshire speaker dies of COVID-19

Exposure feared after New Hampshire speaker dies of COVID-19 (apnews.com)

Teddy: Having to leave puppies behind

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Kentucky. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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