In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Dicks, of the private variety. We watch a movie about the world’s only Rock and Roll Private Dick and as usual, we masturbate with unique, but painful kitchen appliances.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Private Dicks
Teddy: History
Oracle: Famous Detectives
Mistic: The Pinkertons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkerton_(detective_agency)
Ashtray: Pop Culture Dicks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_investigator#Fiction
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: Being Loud as Fuck.
Mistic: Chris Cornell’s Death.
Ashtray: Daily White House Meltdowns.
Teddy: Nicki Minaj Scholarship.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/celebrities/nicki-minaj-pays-students/index.html
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Adventures of Ford Fairlane; Dogma.
Ask the Idiots:
ComeonIwannalayya – Hawaii – Teddy: What’s the better console, the Switch, or the Xbox?
Jim Jiminson – Canada – Oracle: What’s the better hole, Vagina or Asshole?
Carol Hind – Austin, TX – Ashtray: Why don’t you just get some internet of your own? Are you scared of the responsibility?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Switches, Arm preview weekends.
Mistic: Chris Cornell’s Death.
Ashtray: New Orleans takeout.
Oracle: Mass Transit.
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