Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Presidential Scandals
Oracle: George Washington
Ashtray: JFK
http://nypost.com/2013/11/10/all-the-presidents-women-3/
Mistic: The Whiskey Ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr%C3%A9dit_Mobilier_of_America_scandal
Teddy: Lewinski
What’s Sexy:
Teddy: Blowin’ his sons mind
Oracle: Cradle
Ashtray: See through door
Mistic: Xbox One Video Recording system
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Raising Cain; Reservoir Dogs
Ask the Idiots
Ashley Ambers – Quadrockport, IA – for Mystic:
If I were to order pizza delivery way out here; would you give me just the tip?
Cling Clang – The Bookworm – for Oracle:
Can you please no American shits in Chinese toilet? What you American eats, guinea pigs?!
Steve Earnest – Boulder, CO – for Teddy:
Why you gotta be grinding on Bernie dog?
Oh, and what you think of the new Dre album?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: New Mission Impossible movie
Mistic: Roger Goodell
Oracle: Black Lives Matter at Bernie rally
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/bernie-sanders-event-shut-down-black-lives-matter-activists
Ashtray: Bro Jobs
http://www.queerty.com/more-and-more-straight-guys-are-giving-each-other-bro-jobs-20150803
In all Seriousness: Okay…I’m just gonna say it. Yes….black lives matter. And something needs to be done about cops shooting not just black people, but all people. But to interrupt a rally for a geriatric, white man, seems a bit counter-productive. I understand that the publicity is good and you need it for your revolution. But you’re doing it wrong. Change comes from within. The Tea party for example, did it the right way. They got out there, lied their fucking asses off to get elected and then just sat in the way of progress like toddlers throwing tantrums. So do the same, get out there, elect people that will represent what you want and change the fucking system. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.