In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Porn. We watch a documentary about some sort of Fetish type porn shit. And as usual, we get down on some turtle head porn.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Porn
Oracle: Ye Olde Porn
http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/brief-totally-fascinating-history-porn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Modi
Mistic: Magazine Porn (Hugh Heffner and Larry Flint)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Flynt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Hefner
Teddy: Sex Acts
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/20/porns-dirtiest-secret-what-everyone-gets-paid.html
Ashtray: Reuben Sturban
http://articles.latimes.com/1989-12-04/local/me-27_1_van-nuys
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: Random Drunk Fucks
Mistic: Handmaid’s Tale
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5834204/
Ashtray: Blimpy
http://www.channel3000.com/news/1-injured-when-blimp-goes-down-near-erin-hills-golf-course/543678393
Teddy: E3
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Tickled; The Salton Sea
Ask the Idiots:
Lil Beener – Diamond, NV – Teddy: What’s your dream job?
Herpens Lick – Macon Bacon, GA – Mistic: If you had to pick one food to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dennis Rodman – Pyong Yang, North Korea – Ashtray: Will you come to visit me in North Korea?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Alabama Church Justice
Mistic: Cooking Shows
Ashtray: Speed Demon
http://www.channel3000.com/news/report-weather-speed-factors-in-fatal-trooper-crash/543604489
Oracle: Sony Being Dicks
In all Seriousness: Not everyone can be Martha Stewart or Gordon Ramsey. Stop posting your lame recipes for “Grandmas favorite one pot Spaghetti” or “Grandpas favorite Fried Chicken”. I’ve seen better recipes in the show Hannibal. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.