PORN – RED EYE REPORT 168

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Porn. We watch a documentary about some sort of Fetish type porn shit. And as usual, we get down on some turtle head porn.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Porn

Oracle: Ye Olde Porn

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/brief-totally-fascinating-history-porn

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/9926420/Erotic-Pompeii-goat-statue-arrives-in-the-British-Museum.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Modi

https://www.bustle.com/articles/70200-the-history-of-porn-and-erotic-art-art-around-the-world-from-peruvian-sex-pots-to

Mistic: Magazine Porn (Hugh Heffner and Larry Flint)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Flynt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Hefner

Teddy: Sex Acts

http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-what-female-porn-stars-get-paid-for-different-types-of-scenes-2012-11

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/20/porns-dirtiest-secret-what-everyone-gets-paid.html

Ashtray: Reuben Sturban

http://articles.latimes.com/1989-12-04/local/me-27_1_van-nuys

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Random Drunk Fucks

Mistic: Handmaid’s Tale

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5834204/

Ashtray: Blimpy

http://www.channel3000.com/news/1-injured-when-blimp-goes-down-near-erin-hills-golf-course/543678393

Teddy: E3

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Tickled; The Salton Sea

Ask the Idiots:

Lil Beener – Diamond, NV – Teddy: What’s your dream job?

Herpens Lick – Macon Bacon, GA – Mistic: If you had to pick one food to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Dennis Rodman – Pyong Yang, North Korea – Ashtray: Will you come to visit me in North Korea?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Alabama Church Justice

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/12/523603112/alabama-senate-says-church-can-start-its-own-police-force

Mistic: Cooking Shows

Ashtray: Speed Demon

http://www.channel3000.com/news/report-weather-speed-factors-in-fatal-trooper-crash/543604489

Oracle: Sony Being Dicks

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