In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the poles. We fuckadiddle a tittlywink and as usual, we bring that mothafuckin sexy. Everybody lies, or tells tall tales every once in a while……and we’re no different.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Polar
Oracle: North Pole
Santa Clause Village
Teddy: Big Ass Melty
Ashtray: TJ Miller
Mistic: Japanese Prime Minister’s Wife
Teddy: O.J. Simpson Parole
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Spy Who Knew Too Little; Belly
Ask the Idiots:
NOS – Yokohama, Japan – Ashtray: Ever fuck a man in the ass with a pool stick?
Jose – Mexico City, Mexico – Mistic: You can only drink one kind of drink for the rest of your life…It can’t be water…what do you choose?
Abdul – Karachi, Pakistan – Teddy: It’s the apocalypse, and you can have one animal companion to travel with. What kind of animal do you choose?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Chester Bennington
Ashtray: Trump and the Russian Mob
Oracle: Psychotic Parking Lot Rage
Teddy: St. Louis Airport
In all Seriousness: The end of this episode can only be summed up with a Disney song. Let it go…..Let it go….Don’t be rage anymore….Let it go. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.