The Poles

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the poles. We fuckadiddle a tittlywink and as usual, we bring that mothafuckin sexy. Everybody lies, or tells tall tales every once in a while……and we’re no different.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Polar

Mistic: Wildlife

Oracle: North Pole

Santa Clause Village

Ashtray: Antarctica

Teddy: Big Ass Melty

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Vacuum

Ashtray: TJ Miller

Mistic: Japanese Prime Minister’s Wife

Teddy: O.J. Simpson Parole

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Spy Who Knew Too Little; Belly

Ask the Idiots:

NOS – Yokohama, Japan – Ashtray: Ever fuck a man in the ass with a pool stick?

Jose – Mexico City, Mexico – Mistic: You can only drink one kind of drink for the rest of your life…It can’t be water…what do you choose?  

Abdul – Karachi, Pakistan – Teddy: It’s the apocalypse, and you can have one animal companion to travel with. What kind of animal do you choose?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Chester Bennington

Ashtray: Trump and the Russian Mob

Oracle: Psychotic Parking Lot Rage

Teddy: St. Louis Airport

In all Seriousness: The end of this episode can only be summed up with a Disney song. Let it go…..Let it go….Don’t be rage anymore….Let it go. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.