In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Plumbing. It might not sound like the most exciting topic, but we excavated some interesting history and terrible toilet stories to share. We also dig up some Dirty Flowers and call Moby Dick a pussy to his face.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Plumbing

Ashtray: History

Teddy: Flint

Oracle: Plumbing around the world

Mistic: Episode Jackass

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Dirty Flowers

Oracle: New Apartment

Mistic: Bye Bye Elephants

Ashtray: Elephant shit

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): In the Heart of The Sea; Mr. Holmes

Ask the Idiots:

Joe’s Steiner – Jackson, Mississippi – For Oracle: With all the traveling that you do you ever get homesick or are there places you like it better than America?

Johnathan Carlson – NY, NY – Mistic: So when are you going to come taste my hot chicken? Nashville ain’t got nothing on me.

Kyle Horton – Los Angeles, CA – Ashtray: You seem like a creepy guy. What the best brand of duct tape?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: People with headphones on in cars

Oracle: Skype

Ashtray: Tusk

Mistic: Dumbass kids

In all Seriousness: I may sound like a broken old man record. But whatever happened to personal accountability. I know the driver isn’t the one suing snapchat and that’s kind of not the point I’m trying to make. If you’re so self-absorbed that you have to take another snapchat of how fucked up you are, because of taking a snapchat, then you obviously don’t care that you took another person’s mobility and happiness from them. This cunt is outrageous and I hope they smack the shit out of her parents for raising a motherfucking idiot. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text]