Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

Pirates 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy#:~:text=The%20earliest%20documented%20instances%20of%20piracy%20are%20the%20exploits%20of,Tyrrhenians%20were%20known%20as%20pirates.

Golden Age

https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/golden-age-piracy

Gay age

https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/matelotage-0012504

BlackBeard

https://owlcation.com/humanities/Famous-Pirate-Flags

Dan Seavey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Seavey

Modern Piracy

http://www.thewayofthepirates.com/piracy-history/modern-piracy/

http://maritime-connector.com/wiki/piracy/

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Mfing Air Fryer

Amazon.com: DAWAD Toaster Oven Air Fryer Combo, Countertop Convection Oven with 4 Accessories & Recipes, Easy Clean, Stainless Steel, Silver: Kitchen & Dining

Mistic: Cobra Kai

Teddy: Overcooked 2

Ashtray:  A doofus who stormed the Capitol called his girlfriend a moron while there
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-girlfriend-leads-fbi-capitol-riot-suspect-who-called-her-n1258836

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Ears

Mistic: Software woes

Ashtray:   

Teddy:  Southern snow drivers

 In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself pirates. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m TeddyBearTerror…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!