On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands inexpensively and instantaneously.
Phone Phreakers
True to the Comic Teddy
White Barry White: our smooth soul sounding Mystic.
Bloody Bath Mat: our very own Oracle, of course.
And Alcoholic Not so Anonymous Ashtray
Another shitty last minute into to THE RED EYE REPORT!
Matthew Weigman: the fat blind bastard phone hacker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Weigman
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020
Mistic: Solar Opposites
Teddy: Finally picked a date
Ashtray: Why Suicide Is The New 401(k)
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Waiting for new tech.
Mistic: DNC
Ashtray: Mutha Fuckers walking in the road.
Teddy: Old ass Boxers
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