PHONE PHREAKERS – RED EYE REPORT 285

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands inexpensively and instantaneously.  

Phone Phreakers

True to the Comic Teddy

White Barry White: our smooth soul sounding Mystic.

Bloody Bath Mat: our very own Oracle, of course.

And Alcoholic Not so Anonymous Ashtray

Another shitty last minute into to THE RED EYE REPORT!

Matthew Weigman: the fat blind bastard phone hacker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Weigman

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020

Mistic:  Solar Opposites

Teddy:    Finally picked a date

Ashtray:   Why Suicide Is The New 401(k)

https://youtu.be/jh86o76bFk8

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Waiting for new tech.

Mistic:  DNC

Ashtray:  Mutha Fuckers walking in the road.

Teddy: Old ass Boxers

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