On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy at work.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Pets

Oracle: Dogs

Teddy: Alternative Pets

Ashtray: Cats

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Mafia III

Teddy: Mister Time Maker/Watchmaker

Ashtray: Second Presidential Debate

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Deadpool; Green Room

Ask the Idiots:

Ashtray: Frank the Tank – Ft. Lauderdale, FL – What’s the biggest person that you’ve ever had to deal with?

Teddy: Knee-Hi-Bro – Edinburgh, Scotland – Nessy or Megalodon. Who wins?

RER Team: – Amus – Worst commercial jingle ever?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle: Old-Man Cranky Gamers

Teddy: Price Gouging in Florida

Ashtray: Dumb Democratic Dicks

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