On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy at work.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Pets
Oracle: Dogs
https://www.petfinder.com/dogs/bringing-a-dog-home/facts-about-new-dog/
https://www.cesarsway.com/dog-behavior/innocuous-behaviors/10-facts-about-dogs
http://www.pedigree.com/all-things-dog/dog-age-calculator/default.aspx
http://www.akc.org/news/the-most-popular-dog-breeds-in-america/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201105/the-school-teach-nazi-war-dogs-speak
Teddy: Alternative Pets
https://mom.me/pets/17963-12-alternative-pets/item/scorpion/
Ashtray: Cats
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/a-brief-history-of-house-cats-158390681/?no-ist
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: Mafia III
Teddy: Mister Time Maker/Watchmaker
Ashtray: Second Presidential Debate
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Deadpool; Green Room
Ask the Idiots:
Ashtray: Frank the Tank – Ft. Lauderdale, FL – What’s the biggest person that you’ve ever had to deal with?
Teddy: Knee-Hi-Bro – Edinburgh, Scotland – Nessy or Megalodon. Who wins?
RER Team: – Amus – Worst commercial jingle ever?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Oracle: Old-Man Cranky Gamers
Teddy: Price Gouging in Florida
Ashtray: Dumb Democratic Dicks
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