In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, well…these things looks serious! Also in the show, Mistic gets into some Small Town News and Oracle retells the story of *almost* getting shaken down for $4.
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The Auto Ped
Segway takes out Usain Bolt
King Song S18 (the one my dad got)
https://youtu.be/kIf3K5TOjcM Play video START @ 3:00 ish
One Wheel fails
Oracle: No One Lives Forever Revival
Mistic: Small Town News
Ashtray: Badass weekend!
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Madison Shakedown
Mistic: Woodstock 99: Fuck white people
Ashtray: The Amazon Prime effect on local business
Teddy: Crazy Azz Crackas
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
Soap on a Rope!
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