PERSONAL TRANSPORTERS – RED EYE REPORT 325

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, well…these things looks serious! Also in the show, Mistic gets into some Small Town News and Oracle retells the story of *almost* getting shaken down for $4.

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Personal Transporters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_transporter

The Auto Ped

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoped

The Segway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segway

Segway takes out Usain Bolt

DORK!

Electric Unicycles 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_skateboard

Hoverboards

https://youtu.be/OM-5uuuJ3gY FAILS

Electric Unicycles 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_unicycle

King Song S18 (the one my dad got)

https://youtu.be/kIf3K5TOjcM Play video START @ 3:00 ish

One Wheel fails

Hoverboard counterfeit 

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: No One Lives Forever Revival

No One Lives Forever 1 and 2 NOLF Contract Jack Free Download PC Revival Edition (nolfrevival.tk)

Mistic:  Small Town News

Teddy:  

Ashtray:  Badass weekend!

Fuck What You Think

Oracle:  Madison Shakedown

Mistic: Woodstock 99: Fuck white people 

Ashtray: The Amazon Prime effect on local business

Teddy:   Crazy Azz Crackas

 In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself 

Soap on a Rope! 

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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