In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler’s 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and Download NowiTunes
finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Performance Art
Mistic: What is Performance Art?
Ashtray: Dumb ones
Mistic: Drive thru weed
Ashtray: Dwarf Planet
Teddy: Marvel vs Capcom
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Pixels; Magnificent Seven
Ask the Idiots:
Ryan Compton – New Orleans, LA – Oracle: At What temperature do you cook a vagina salad?
Suzette Baker – Barstow, CA – Teddy: If fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, would you still charge him for extra ranch?
Phillipe – Paris, France – Ashtray: Have you ever thought about moving to France? We could use a few more hipster kings.
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: They friends of yours
Mistic: Jason Seigel
Ashtray: Jews Reportin’
Oracle: Entitled Fucks
In all Seriousness: Fifteen minutes of fame has become fifteen seconds of fame lately, with all the technological advances. It’s really come to a point where human beings are putting their lives on the line to get the attention of an actor for their fifteen seconds. I hope that retard dies from eating those pics and Jason Seigel never says a word about it. We can’t give credence to these idiots. It’s destroying our fucking society. I don’t want to keep up with the Kardashians. I don’t give a fuck who Honey Boo Boo is and I definitely don’t believe those fucking twats from Duck Dynasty have ever done a hard day’s work in their fucking lives. So stop watching it and it will go away. In the words of some random black dude on the internet. Read a book, read a book, read a mothafuckin book. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.