In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about dicks. Oracle is blackout drunk (again). And our challenged minds get blown by V for Vendetta (not really). God help us.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Penis 

Mistic: Dick Jokes:

Oracle: Extremes



Teddy: Phallic Symbols and Disney

Ashtray: Phallic Architecture

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Being Old School and kick ass

Mistic: Ringling Bros Shutting Down

Ashtray: Donald Trump Being King Retarded Faggot

Teddy: Marvel vs. Capcom

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): V for Vendetta; Gangs of New York

Ask the Idiots:

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Steve Harvey Meeting with Trump

Mistic: Van getting stolen

Ashtray: Allergies

Oracle: Bullshit Heat

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