Paparazzi Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Paparazzi

Teddy: Origins of Paparazzi

Mistic: Celebs working with paparazzi

Oracle: Stars Attacking Paparazzi

Ashtray: Tabloid scandal

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Teddy: Rainbow six comeback

Oracle: Half-life 2 Update

Mistic: Indiana Being Lame

Ashtray: McDonald’s catering to fat fucks even more

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Birdman; Caddyshack


Ask the Idiots

  1. Nathan Donaldson – Fort Templeton, AK – Oracle: What do you call a homeless man that shows up at your doorstep? I dont know either, but you’re about to find out.
  2. Horace Montgomery – Thailand – Everyone: I have half price drugs available. Just go to www….
  3. Jack Nicholson – None of your fucking business – Ashtray: Can you handle the truth? Tootsie is really your sister…..

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: Touch Menards or Go to Hell

Mistic: Jon Stewart’s Replacement

Teddy: Jamie Foxx talking shit about Jenner

Oracle:  Nintendo…aka the fun Police

In all seriousness: In all seriousness, why you mad Nintendo? It seems to me that in a world of unbelievably creative people, you may be able to make something cooler, if you let other people take a stab at it. I know our world is all about branding now and Nintendo certainly is a brand. But, come on, let some third party people make some games for your systems. Let a bored motherfucker recreate an iconic game. Why not?Maybe you can come up with something other than the 27th Mario installation or a reboot of Zelda or Metroid. Creativity awaits. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at, or our facebook.…….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……




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