Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Paparazzi

Teddy: Origins of Paparazzi

http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/spring99/johnson/page1.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paparazzi

Mistic: Celebs working with paparazzi

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/nick-lachey-kim-kardashian-called-paparazzi-movie-date-2006-article-1.1320786

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/18/celebrities-call-paparazzi_n_5175348.html

http://www.today.com/id/29739038/ns/today-today_entertainment/t/starved-attention-pay-paparazzi-some/#.VRzJIfnF-uI

Oracle: Stars Attacking Paparazzi

http://www.complex.com/style/2012/10/when-celebrities-attack-20-infamous-paparazzi-assaults/

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/17/showbiz/kanye-west-plea-deal/

http://stylecaster.com/kanye-west-reveals-that-his-dad-was-a-paparazzi/

http://www.smh.com.au/news/Film/Sean-Penn-broke-out-of-jail-biography/2004/12/26/1103996430250.html

Ashtray: Tabloid scandal

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/24/world/europe/uk-phone-hacking-scandal-fast-facts/

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-11195407

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Teddy: Rainbow six comeback

Oracle: Half-life 2 Update

http://store.steampowered.com/app/290930/

Mistic: Indiana Being Lame

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2015/03/30/the-complicated-politics-behind-angies-lists-response-to-indianas-religious-freedom-bill/

Ashtray: McDonald’s catering to fat fucks even more

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/464694918c8b4807b3671894c3e55ca0/mcdonalds-test-all-day-breakfast-april-san-diego

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Birdman; Caddyshack

https://youtu.be/zrTqenN1SqQ

Ask the Idiots

1. Nathan Donaldson – Fort Templeton, AK – Oracle: What do you call a homeless man that shows up at your doorstep? I dont know either, but you’re about to find out.
2. Horace Montgomery – Thailand – Everyone: I have half price drugs available. Just go to www….
3. Jack Nicholson – None of your fucking business – Ashtray: Can you handle the truth? Tootsie is really your sister…..

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: Touch Menards or Go to Hell

http://urbanmilwaukee.com/2013/06/20/murphys-law-the-strange-life-of-john-menard/

Mistic: Jon Stewart’s Replacement

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/31/arts/television/trevor-noah-to-succeed-jon-stewart-on-the-daily-show.html?_r=1

Teddy: Jamie Foxx talking shit about Jenner

Oracle:  Nintendo…aka the fun Police

http://www.technobuffalo.com/2015/03/31/nintendo-issues-takedown-for-super-mario-64-fan-remake/

In all seriousness: In all seriousness, why you mad Nintendo? It seems to me that in a world of unbelievably creative people, you may be able to make something cooler, if you let other people take a stab at it. I know our world is all about branding now and Nintendo certainly is a brand. But, come on, let some third party people make some games for your systems. Let a bored motherfucker recreate an iconic game. Why not?Maybe you can come up with something other than the 27th Mario installation or a reboot of Zelda or Metroid. Creativity awaits. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com, or our facebook. Facebook.com/theredeyereport…….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……