In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Pager Pandemonium. 12 dead and 2,800 injured…that’s a lot of missing meat flaps. Also in the show, Ashtray achieves hipster ascension by purchasing a Subaru and Teddy enjoys the family life.
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Tonight on The Red Eye Report; we’re gonna talk about the recent Pager Pandemonium in Lebanon this last week while Oracle looks on the floor for his blown off tesitcles.
Mystic doesn’t give a shit about his testicles. He’s had enough children.
Teddy saved his balls, because his pager message said: “Hot Craigslist Hoe’s comin’ your way”, and he threw that pager out the window!
And I’m the Ashtray. I lost my balls, cause I paused for those Craigslist hoe’s!
And this is the Red Eye Report!
Mu-Ham-Med the Hezbolah Hog – not to be confused with the other Mu-Ham-Med from Gaza. But a similar refuge situation.
Pager Pandemonium
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y8gv1d8j8o
CCTV captures pagers simultaneously exploding across Lebanon
Israel Blamed as Pager Explosions in Lebanon Kill 12 & Injure 2,800; Hezbollah Vows to Respond
Israel Didn’t Just Rig Hezbollah Pagers, It Actually Made Those Explosive Pagers | N18G
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Beyond Good and Evil
Mistic: Paleface Swiss
Teddy: Family life
Ashtray: Spankin New Wheels
The all-new 2025 Forester. Look what love can do.
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Covid Party
Mistic: Black Nazi?
Teddy: Fucking vape
Ashtray: Pyro Picnic starts some actual fires!
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- DAve Grohl’s
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