On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Olfaction, otherwise known as the sense of smell. Smellin’ is weird, and easy to take for granted. Also in the show, Ashtray takes a hike when he’s told to go f*** himself, and Oracle opens his eyes to the flaming clutter bucket that is the internet.
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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about Olfaction, otherwise known as the sense of smell. Smellin’ is weird, and easy to take for granted. With me tonight is Toasted Teddy. He smells and looks like a piece of Texas toast left in the oven for 3 hours. We also have Myrrh Mistic. He smells like Myrrh, not because he’s some religious figure, but because he got high as shit and wondered into we they kept the Myrrh oil at his local Catholic church in the middle of the night. That’s definitely not Kool-Aid. Next to Mistic we have Apricot Ashtray. He’s got a ripe apricot just waiting to have a nut busted all over it…what the fuck? Who wrote this shit? Finally, there’s me Olfactory Oracle. I’ll be leading tonight’s discussion on olfaction. Buckle up losers. This is Gay Jurassic Park. God damn it! This is the Red Eye Report!!!!
Paws for the Cause
Barry the cocaine addicted Bloodhound
Anosmia – loss of smell
10,000 different smells
Taste is 80% smell
How smell works
https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/smell.htm
Super smelling animals
Smelling Parkinsons
Fucking stinky
https://www.sciencealert.com/what-are-the-worst-smells-in-the-world-according-to-science
Best Smells
https://www.ranker.com/list/best-smells/jacob-shelton
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Horizon: Forbidden West
Mistic: 3 Body Problem
Teddy: Fallout
Ashtray: A beautiful day to go fuck yourself
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Clutterfuck
Reader Mode in Chrome
Mistic: shohei me the money
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39920849/ohtani-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-stole-16m
Teddy:
Ashtray: Look at this old dirtball
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself dipshit manatee tatter!!
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