OLFACTION – RED EYE REPORT 424

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Olfaction, otherwise known as the sense of smell. Smellin’ is weird, and easy to take for granted. Also in the show, Ashtray takes a hike when he’s told to go f*** himself, and Oracle opens his eyes to the flaming clutter bucket that is the internet.

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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about Olfaction, otherwise known as the sense of smell. Smellin’ is weird, and easy to take for granted. With me tonight is Toasted Teddy. He smells and looks like a piece of Texas toast left in the oven for 3 hours. We also have Myrrh Mistic. He smells like Myrrh, not because he’s some religious figure, but because he got high as shit and wondered into we they kept the Myrrh oil at his local Catholic church in the middle of the night. That’s definitely not Kool-Aid. Next to Mistic we have Apricot Ashtray. He’s got a ripe apricot just waiting to have a nut busted all over it…what the fuck? Who wrote this shit? Finally, there’s me Olfactory Oracle. I’ll be leading tonight’s discussion on olfaction. Buckle up losers. This is Gay Jurassic Park. God damn it! This is the Red Eye Report!!!!

Paws for the Cause

Barry the cocaine addicted Bloodhound

Anosmia – loss of smell

10,000 different smells

Taste is 80% smell

How smell works

https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/smell.htm

Super smelling animals

Smelling Parkinsons

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/23/820274501/her-incredible-sense-of-smell-is-helping-scientists-find-new-ways-to-diagnose-di

Fucking stinky

https://www.sciencealert.com/what-are-the-worst-smells-in-the-world-according-to-science

Best Smells

https://www.ranker.com/list/best-smells/jacob-shelton

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Horizon: Forbidden West

Mistic: 3 Body Problem

Teddy: Fallout 

Ashtray: A beautiful day to go fuck yourself

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Clutterfuck

Reader Mode in Chrome

https://readermode.io

Mistic: shohei me the money

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39920849/ohtani-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-stole-16m

Teddy:

Ashtray: Look at this old dirtball

https://www.wmtv15news.com/2024/04/11/armed-suspect-found-dead-dane-co-home-attempted-dig-up-corpse-2006

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself dipshit manatee tatter!!

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