On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about obesity, we listen to Ashtray babble on about some bullshit, and we learn that we’re all fat asses.

With us tonight is fat ass ashtray. Ashtray is probably the smallest fat-ass among us all but he is the biggest dumbass. 

Next to him is the Oracle. For a while Oracle has been developing his daddy belly married gut fat ass this whatever you want to call it. But like most men, he’s in denial. But he also denies that his cat is alive so he’s kind of fucking crazy.

Then there’s the Mistic the king of the fat asses. The first time I met Mistic I was disappointed that he was not fatter. But I was not disappointed watching his fat ass get out of that Cavalier.

And I’m Teddy. According to my BMI, I am a fat ass. But it doesn’t bother me because you are what you eat and this is the Red Eye Report.

Obesity

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obesity/symptoms-causes/syc-20375742

https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-obese-countries/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index

BMI Calculator 

https://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html

https://www.webmd.com/diet/features/bmi-drawbacks-and-other-measurements

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Shape_Index

Shape Index Calculator 

http://deep-calculators.com/body-shape-index-calculator

What’s Sexy

Mystic:

Oracle: Fucking Good Looking Kitty!

Ashtray: mylight’s traction gets faster

Teddy: Common

Fuck What You Think

Mystic:

Teddy: Disney and Sony breakup no more good Spider-Man

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/20/spider-man-to-leave-marvel-universe-after-disney-and-sony-split.html

Ashtray: People bailing on the plan

Oracle: Nostalgia for games

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Knoxville, TN. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!