On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Nukes. Are we fucked?

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Nukes

Oracle: Defense

Mistic: Arsenals Around the World

Ashtray: Different Types of Nukes

Teddy: Doomsday Clock

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Mid-side RAW Dawg

Ashtray: IHOP and Applebees not doing too hot

Mistic: Turn your phone into an old piece of shit for $50

Teddy: Preacher

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dr. Strangelove; The Lobster

Ask the Idiots:

Kenny Wheaties – Zhengzhou, China – Mistic: Why are you so angry all the time?

Xerxes Lestat – Transylvania, Romania – Teddy: If I caught you masturbating in bed, would you blush awkwardly and accept the fact that I caught you, or would you begin pushing shit out of your ass until I had to leave the room?

Aura Souldancer – Eugene, OR – Ashtray: What’s your favorite childhood memory?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Facebook Ads

Ashtray: Google being lame

Oracle: Being forgetful

Teddy: Xbone Spammers

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