On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Nukes. Are we fucked?
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Nukes
Oracle: Defense
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-na-qa-missile-strike-20170405-htmlstory.html
https://qz.com/1050323/where-would-north-korea-strike-in-the-us-and-how-can-the-us-defend-itself/
http://thediplomat.com/2016/02/what-is-thaad-what-does-it-do-and-why-is-china-mad-about-it/
Mistic: Arsenals Around the World
https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/Nuclearweaponswhohaswhat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
Ashtray: Different Types of Nukes
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/military-jan-june05-bombs_05-02/
Teddy: Doomsday Clock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletin_of_the_Atomic_Scientists
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: Mid-side RAW Dawg
Ashtray: IHOP and Applebees not doing too hot
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ihop-and-applebees-closing-over-100-restaurants/
Mistic: Turn your phone into an old piece of shit for $50
https://www.androidheadlines.com/2017/08/hyperkins-smartboy-phone-accessory-hits-amazon-50.html
Teddy: Preacher
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dr. Strangelove; The Lobster
Ask the Idiots:
Kenny Wheaties – Zhengzhou, China – Mistic: Why are you so angry all the time?
Xerxes Lestat – Transylvania, Romania – Teddy: If I caught you masturbating in bed, would you blush awkwardly and accept the fact that I caught you, or would you begin pushing shit out of your ass until I had to leave the room?
Aura Souldancer – Eugene, OR – Ashtray: What’s your favorite childhood memory?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Facebook Ads
Ashtray: Google being lame
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-alphabet-google-harassment-idUSKBN1AR03D
Oracle: Being forgetful
Teddy: Xbone Spammers
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