New Years Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report         12-29-2014

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): New Year around the world

Oracle: Calendars and years

http://www.history.com/news/6-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-gregorian-calendar

http://www.history.com/topics/holidays/new-years

Mistic: ‘Murican and European New Years

Ashtray: Asian or other New Years

Teddy: Other shit

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Oracle: Singapore babies

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-30632937

Mistic: Idris Elba as the new James Bond

http://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/movies/2014/12/30/elba-idris-elba-will-james-bond-get-shaken/gn3XL42FIbpsNh33B5nl1M/story.html

Ashtray: Hunnid dolla shrink tunnel

Teddy: Video game collection is complete

3. Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Repo: The Genetic Opera; Jiro dreams of Sushi

4. Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle: WOW dude saying Video games should be in the Olympics

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30597623

Mistic: Suh being suspended

Ashtray: Cops not doing their jobs

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/30/arrests-drop-nyc_n_6397452.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

Teddy: Hacker speaking his mind

https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/12/29/lizard-squad-member-ryan-explains-why-its-ok-to-ruin-christmas/

5. In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, Ndomakunt Suh should have been suspended for at least 4 games. In my opinion, a professional athlete with a track record of violence toward his fellow athletes, deserves to be slangin fries at BK, rather than earning millions of dollars playing a game. There is one thing to be said about the Video games being included in the Olympics. At least those fat fucks won’t be breaking their competitors bones to try and secure victory. They’ll wait for Atrophy and diabetes to do it. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport, Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic. And this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!