Net Neutrality Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Net Neutrality

Mistic: What is Net Neutrality?

Ashtray: Capitalist Fucks

Oracle: How the Internet is Distributed Around the World

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Oracle: Netscape

Teddy: GOT episodes

Ashtray: Sophia vs Jayne

Mistic: SpaceX launch and shit

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Fury; Atari: Game Over

Ask the Idiots

  1. Philip Horndale – Tucson, AZ – Teddy: Why are you so god damn sexy?
  2. Selena Gomez – Hollywood, CA – Ashtray: I’m getting kind of sick of my current boy toy. If I come to Madison, will you show me around?
  3. Timothy Smith – Seattle, WA – Oracle: You got my sister pregnant when you were out here last. How you gonna make this right?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Metal Gear Rising

Mistic: Sarah Palin is a ReRe

Oracle: Comcast being bitches “”&HYPERLINK “”iid=obnetwork

Ashtray: Christy Mack and War Machine

In all seriousness, Christy Mack is looking pretty good nowadays and that’s a good thing. I’m gonna play devils advocate here though and I, in no way condone this mans behavior. Maybe, when you got together with a dude who is named War Machine, this entire situation should have been foreshadowed. Even with War Machines shortcomings, he’s probably still smarter than Sarah Palin. Let’s all pray for her and every other retarded republicans souls, they’re gonna need it. That’s our show, join us on,…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……With their gay ass Nuclear reactors and Ferrari’s.




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