Natural Disasters Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Natural Disasters

Oracle: Volcanoes

Ashtray: Limnic Eruption

Mistic: Hurricanes

Teddy: Earthquakes

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Cirque De Solei

Oracle: Video game for TB

Ashtray: Scotty in the poles

Mistic: 30 for 30: The birth of big air

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kingsman: Secret Service; Mad Max: Fury Road

Ask the Idiots

Daisy Duckface – Miami, FL – Ashtray: Would you rather go to the future or the past? Where would you go?

Tin Tin – Demming, NM – Mistic: Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

Swilly Willy – Atlanta, GA – Teddy: Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or be the mom from Honey Boo Boo? 

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Metal Gear Solid Game

Mistic: Walker on Canada wall

Oracle: Goths

Ashtray: Big forehead of authority

In all Seriousness: If you’re employed by tax dollars, then you don’t get to choose who you serve, you serve tax payers. So if a cocksuckin faggot comes through and wants to wed another cocksucking faggot, who are you to tell them no? I mean, they should be able to get married just like your Daddy brother and Mommy sister did…you fucking inbred pile of bigoted shit. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.