In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music. We perpetuate the lies of the right wing and as usual, we do drugs?
me this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle’s a musical virtuoso. He was responsible for some of the greatest musical pieces ever written. Beethoven’s fifth, Brahms’ piano quartet no. 1 and of course, Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex. That last one might have been written on a 7 day coke bender, but hey, it made money.
Next to him is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy’s love of soul music started on August 9th, 1987, when the
7 year old first heard “Sexual Healing” by Marvin Gaye. It wasn’t until November 10th, 1995 that he realized the song didn’t have moans of ecstasy in it. That was just his parents using Mr. Gaye to cover up some sexual healing of their own.
We’ve also got a soot-covered Ashtray.
Ashtray is sort of a musical enigma. He’s a wedding DJ, that grew up on punk music. He dances to drum and bass and house trance and while he’s chloroforming his hookers, he’s all about Behemoth. Like I said, an enigma.
Last and least, I’m the Mistic. I’m into all kinds of music, as long as it’s Heavy metal. But my favorite kind of music is the sweet sizzle of bacon. Mmmmm…..bacon and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!
Teddy: Sword Art Online: Alicization
Mistic: Man in the High Castle
Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
UFC fight brawl
Fuck what you think
Oracle: The war of the fleas continues
Mistic: Political ads
Teddy: Columbus Day
Saudi Journalist killed in Istanbul
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