On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending of Alita: Battle Angel. James Cameron, get your ass out of the ocean and bring us a sequel!

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The Mongol Empire 

Excellent lesson on Mongol Empire

Mongol Empire timeline

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Random and interesting facts about Mongol Empire

43 World Conquering Facts About The Mongol Empire (factinate.com)

Map

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Khan Academy Results of Mongol Conquest

Why were the Mongols so effective? (video) | Khan Academy

Kickass Mongolian Metal Band – Tengger Cavalry

What’s Sexy  

Mistic: Wandavision

Ashtray:  ONE THOUSAND rare earth magnets

Oracle: CBD bringing goddamn pain relief

Teddy:  First time oil making

Fuck What You Think

Teddy:  Cancel Culture 

Mistic: Nothin propa about yo propaganda. 

Ashtray:   Emotional spounges

Oracle: End of Alita: Battle Angel

 In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself back pain. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!