Monarchies Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Monarchies 

Oracle: Current Monarchies

Mistic: Failed Monarchies

Ashtray: Relational,_German_Emperor#/media/File:The_Nine_Sovereigns_at_Windsor_for_the_funeral_of_King_Edward_VII.jpg

Teddy: Net worth

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Dickhead Getting Pulled Over

Oracle: ASUS

Ashtray: Walker

Mistic: The downfall of Donald Trump

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): There will be Blood; An Honest Liar

Ask the Idiots

Sam Redford – Ontario, Canada – Oracle: I know you’re from Wisconsin, so it’s cold like Canadia. My question is Thermal underwear or a Cat?

Pattie Cahill – New Orleans, LA – Ashtray: Remember Pogs? Wanna pull some out of my asshole……with your teeth?

Stan Farmington – Pearson, NE – Mistic: What the fuck do you think about two sheep getting married…… me?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: The Watcher

Oracle: Firework Idiots

Ashtray: Reddit Fallout

Teddy: Crap Denny’s Drugstore          

In all Seriousness: What the fuck is with old white people in the US lately? Whether it’s Donal Trump, Mitch McConnell, The Koch Brothers or everyone’s favorite….Bill O’reilly…’s clear, being white is right and don’t you dare tell them ‘Murica isn’t the clean, virgin pussy they think it is. We are the good guys and you’re un American if you disagree. America isn’t a Monarchy, but we are an Oligarchy. That’s where a small group of people control the country. Just like a Monarchy however, when the plebes realize there are a lot more of us than there are of you……it’s not gonna be pretty. So tread lightly rich old dudes…..sooner or later, dem darkies are comin for ya. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at the Red Eye or You can also twittle us at Like us, Share us or Fuck us……we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!


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