Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Modern Slavery

Oracle: Child Labor

http://www.history.com/topics/child-labor

http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2014-10-20/child-labor-is-still-prevalent-around-the-world-dot-heres-how-to-eliminate-it

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/12/how-common-is-chid-labor-in-the-us/383687/

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/15/world/child-labor-index-2014/

Ashtray: Qatar BS

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/23/qatar-nepal-workers-world-cup-2022-death-toll-doha

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/27/world-cup-slaves-it-gets-worse.html

Mistic: Sex slaves

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_slavery

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-sex-slaves-children-stripped-5660241

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/06/boko-haram-horror-stories-told-by-rescued-girls-in-nigeria.html

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1440-5-things-i-learned-as-sex-slave-in-modern-america.html

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Oracle: Kung Fury Game Tie In

Mystic: Punisher: Laundry Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitc

Ashtray: Hotline Miami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKzuY9tjyg

http://www.hotlinemiami.com/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kung Fury; The Bridge

https://youtu.be/72RqpItxd8M

Ask the Idiots

1. Phil Donaldson – Pontiac, MI – Ashtray: Hitler or Mousellini?
2. Janee – Chitown – Oracle: Yo…my cousin lil choo choo just moved to Beijing to set up a new pipeline for whitey….so if you lookin, hit me up.
3. Frank Thompson – Nebraska – Mistic: Why are you so fat?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Big Not So Bad Wolf

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/27/zoo-wolf-euthanized-biting-child/28042207/

Oracle: Death by Scarecrow

http://www.ibtimes.com.au/death-scarecrow-dildo-argentinean-shepherd-1436696

Ashtray: Lego Movie

http://www.vox.com/2015/5/28/8683269/lego-movie-republican-senator-ron-johnson

In all Seriousness, whatever happened to personal responsibility? An innocent animal lost it’s life because you’re either too fucking stupid or too fucking incompenent to watch your child. The courts should have had you go through the pain of seeing your baby stabbed numerous times in the stomach and then should have done it to you too, just to prove a point. It isn’t the responsibility of the rest of us to watch your snot nosed little future Hooters manager…..that’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport and you can twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast……like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!