Modern Slavery Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Modern Slavery

Oracle: Child Labor

Ashtray: Qatar BS

Mistic: Sex slaves

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Oracle: Kung Fury Game Tie In

Mystic: Punisher: Laundry Day

Ashtray: Hotline Miami

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kung Fury; The Bridge

Ask the Idiots

  1. Phil Donaldson – Pontiac, MI – Ashtray: Hitler or Mousellini?
  2. Janee – Chitown – Oracle: Yo…my cousin lil choo choo just moved to Beijing to set up a new pipeline for whitey….so if you lookin, hit me up.
  3. Frank Thompson – Nebraska – Mistic: Why are you so fat?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Big Not So Bad Wolf

Oracle: Death by Scarecrow

Ashtray: Lego Movie

In all Seriousness, whatever happened to personal responsibility? An innocent animal lost it’s life because you’re either too fucking stupid or too fucking incompenent to watch your child. The courts should have had you go through the pain of seeing your baby stabbed numerous times in the stomach and then should have done it to you too, just to prove a point. It isn’t the responsibility of the rest of us to watch your snot nosed little future Hooters manager…..that’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or and you can twittle us at……like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!




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