On tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Microplastics
Next to me is Oracle. He’s been having an issue with microplastics lodged in his adrenal gland. Which is really just his excuse for being a raging asshole at the gas station when they run out of cheese stuffed hotdogs.
Then we have Teddy. Micro plastics are on the micro spectrum of what’s keeping this black man down, so he DON’T GIVE A FUCK!
Don’t forget our mystery man Mystic. He says he has nothing to say … that’s because his idea of microplastics are the pieces of hamburger wrappers that can’t help but ingest while eating lunch.
Then there is me, Ashtray. With my microplastic weiner
And this is the RED EYE REPORT!!
PBS New Hour
Skip to 4:20 for viral sea turtle clip
World Health Organization report
Plastics on our health
Teddy: Santa Clarita Diet
Mistic: Milwaukee Brewers
Oracle: Sky Force Reloaded
Ashtray: New York Times investigation into Trump’s family tax evasion
Fuck what you think
Oracle: Fucking Fleas
Mistic: Lil Xan
Teddy: God-damned electric scooters
Ashtray: Indoniesian earthquake liquid sand
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Dickinson, North Dakota. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!