In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metroidvanias and where they came from. Teddy reviews Metroid Dread, Oracle talks about Assassin’s Creed: Wrath of the Druids, and we watch a French prostate removal video. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.
NES metroid https://youtu.be/BEgpO595Z1s
SNES super metroid https://youtu.be/5bQXb33_GnA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroidvania
https://www.masterclass.com/articles/metroidvania-definition
Brain breaker Sharp X1
Maps
https://metroid.retropixel.net/games/metroid3/metroid3_map.gif
Review
Metroid Dread
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Wrath of the Druids
Mistic:
Teddy:
Ashtray:Betsy DeVos was duped out of $100 million by Elizabeth Holmes
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-59071205
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Using a joystick
Mistic:
Ashtray: Ashlee Marie Preston Tweets
Teddy:
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself South Dakota,
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