In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metallurgy. How exactly did we go from finding gold bits on the ground to building skyscrapers? Also in the show, Mistic has been playing the new Forza, and Ashtray becomes a Swifty.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Metallurgy. We’ve been messing with metals for a long ass time. With me this week is annealing Ashtray. Nothing slow and cool about Ashtray. He’s coming in hot, and he has an STD. We also have malachite Mistic. He’s big into body painting these days. He’s just go down to Home Depot and grab a gallon of paint, dump it onto his body, and roll around on crosswalks. He says he’s a disruptor. Everyone else thinks he’s a dick. We also have Tempered Teddy. He’s got a goddamn temper and will punch you in the throat. Don’t fucking cut in line at Arby’s. I’m just telling you. Finally, there’s me, Ore Eating Oracle. Metallurgy is a super complex topic, and I passed out half way through the documentary last night, but here we are…and this is the Red Eye Report. 

Dane County Humane Society

Circle Jerkyl the Box Turtle

Acid Jizz Meth Heads Jacked off on his shell 


Out of the Fiery Furnace – Amazing metallurgy documentary

History of Metallurgy

Excellent Metallurgy Timeline

What’s Sexy

Oracle: Playing in the mud

Mistic: Forza Motorsport

Teddy: Son being social

Ashtray: Psychedelics and Swifties

Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour Trailer #1 (2023)

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: No good deed…

Mistic: Were doing this again? 

Ashtray:  Friendship Bracelets

Teddy: Assholes on vacation!!!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself people asshole vacationers.

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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