In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metallurgy. How exactly did we go from finding gold bits on the ground to building skyscrapers? Also in the show, Mistic has been playing the new Forza, and Ashtray becomes a Swifty.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Metallurgy. We’ve been messing with metals for a long ass time. With me this week is annealing Ashtray. Nothing slow and cool about Ashtray. He’s coming in hot, and he has an STD. We also have malachite Mistic. He’s big into body painting these days. He’s just go down to Home Depot and grab a gallon of paint, dump it onto his body, and roll around on crosswalks. He says he’s a disruptor. Everyone else thinks he’s a dick. We also have Tempered Teddy. He’s got a goddamn temper and will punch you in the throat. Don’t fucking cut in line at Arby’s. I’m just telling you. Finally, there’s me, Ore Eating Oracle. Metallurgy is a super complex topic, and I passed out half way through the documentary last night, but here we are…and this is the Red Eye Report.
Dane County Humane Society
Circle Jerkyl the Box Turtle
Acid Jizz Meth Heads Jacked off on his shell
Out of the Fiery Furnace – Amazing metallurgy documentary
History of Metallurgy
Excellent Metallurgy Timeline
Oracle: Playing in the mud
Mistic: Forza Motorsport
Teddy: Son being social
Ashtray: Psychedelics and Swifties
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: No good deed…
Mistic: Were doing this again?
Ashtray: Friendship Bracelets
Teddy: Assholes on vacation!!!
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself people asshole vacationers.
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