In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mafioso, we review a food orgy and as usual, we plummet even further into excellence and obscurity.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mafia

Oracle: Russian

Teddy: Yakuza

Mistic: Italian

Ashtray: Irish

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Your pretty face is going to hell

Teddy: Division DLC

Mistic: The Grand Tour

Ashtray: Milling around Milwaukee

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Sausage Party; The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Ask the Idiots:

Staci Leavitt – Los Angeles California – Ashtray: What’s your favorite sexual position?

John Grady – Omaha Nebraska – Oracle: Hey buddy when I got to get my money for your half of the Dead hookers?

Jeff Thomas – Green Bay Wisconsin – Mystic: What the fuck did you do to my packers?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: CBS app

Oracle: Whole Foods Meltdown

Teddy: Prescription Medications

Ashtray: Kodi

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