In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the recent Louvre Heist and other heists. Europeans…they like pulling off heists! Also in the show, Ashtray dishes on an insane Florida Man death train and Old Man Jenkins Oracle decries the dying FB Messenger Windows App.
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In this episode of the red eye report…that dude dead. We discuss how big Teddys dick really is and as usual, we get no views and we love it. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. I dont know where he was when the louvre was robbed. And that’s the problem. No one seems to remember seeing him around that time. Next to him is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy’s way too black to pull off a Jewel heist. Unless it’s around another black dude’s neck. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. He’s drunk. Last and Least, I’m the Mistic. 7 minutes can be a long time. I made 3 kids in only 7 minutes. And this is the Red eye Report.
https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/isabella-stewart-gardner-museum-heist
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Cyberpunk on the Switch 2
Mistic: Makin Trailers
Teddy:
Ashtray: Take a Ride on The Florida Death Train
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Messenger Desktop app going away
Mistic: Fiverr and Upwork.
Teddy:
Ashtray: Detroit’s takin our Zyn’s
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Fiverr.
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