In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Lie Detectors. They’ve been around for a long time and are controversial. Do they work? Also in the show, Oracle talks about the new F1 23 game, Teddy describes meat missiles at the roller rink, and Ashtray is sick of Canada’s shit.

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On this episode of the red eye report we talk about The science of detecting lies, we Listen to some weird story from Ashtray, and I make fun of kids… With us this week is oracle. Oracle recently made his wife take a polygraph to make sure the kid was his. Imagine his disappointment when he found out that it was Ashtray’s. Speaking of ashtray, he is on the run from oracle, but it looks like he took his room with him. Then there’s Mystic. Mystic once made all of his kids take a photograph to find out who ate the last of the— When they all failed he put them up for adoption. Now he has two chinese kids and one african. And i’m teddy. I passed every polygraph I’ve taken. It’s only easy because i’m a psychopath. 

Doug Williams

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Paul Ekman

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: F1 23

Mistic: Street Race baby.

Teddy: Kamikaze Kids

Ashtray:  Post show glow

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Fucking Moving 

Mistic: Your pet is not a human, so fucking knock it off. 

Ashtray: Goddamn Canada

Teddy: No more plastic at roller rink

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Princeton, NJ

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