Left 4 Dead

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED EYE REPORT is hard as fuck to kill.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Left for Dead

Oracle: Revenant guy           


Mistic: Rasputin


Teddy: Random shit


Ashtray: Some bitch


What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Playstation Now


Teddy: Taxes


Mistic: “Ricky-ing” a cop

Ashtray: Frontline

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Revenant; Deadpool

Ask the Idiots:

Rodney Thomas – Detroit, Michigan – Mistic: How about them Wolverines

Soggy – Denver, CO – Teddy: What’s the fastest you have ever gone?

Pharma Collins – Durham, North Carolina – Oracle: Being a speed freak from the North, how do you not confuse your sidewalk salts with you bath salts?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: The Debate

Oracle: Psychotic Submarine Siren

Teddy: Black Lives Matter


Ashtray: Vetoing Obama


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