In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED EYE REPORT is hard as fuck to kill.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Left for Dead
Oracle: Revenant guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass
Mistic: Rasputin
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/rasputin-is-murdered
https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/the-death-of-grigory-rasputin/
Teddy: Random shit
http://www.cracked.com/article_16822_7-historical-figures-who-were-absurdly-hard-to-kill.html
Ashtray: Some bitch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebelle_(ship)
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: Playstation Now
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/explore/playstationnow/
Teddy: Taxes
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-s-taxes-what-we-know-what-we-don-n658161
Mistic: “Ricky-ing” a cop
Ashtray: Frontline
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Revenant; Deadpool
Ask the Idiots:
Rodney Thomas – Detroit, Michigan – Mistic: How about them Wolverines
Soggy – Denver, CO – Teddy: What’s the fastest you have ever gone?
Pharma Collins – Durham, North Carolina – Oracle: Being a speed freak from the North, how do you not confuse your sidewalk salts with you bath salts?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: The Debate
Oracle: Psychotic Submarine Siren
Teddy: Black Lives Matter
Ashtray: Vetoing Obama
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