This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Law Enforcement          

Oracle: US Marshalls

Teddy: FBI

Mistic: DEA

Ashtray: JTTF

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: PA System

Teddy: Thanksgiving Closings

Mistic: SNL Cold opens again

Ashtray: Trumpkin shit

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Sicario; Legend

Ask the Idiots:

John Johnson – Anchorage, AK – Oracle: Pickles or Carrots?

Felicia – Los Angeles – Teddy: Hello……

Jim Lahey – Sunnyvale – Ashtray: You ever let the liquor speak for you bud?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: NFL Officiating

Oracle: Parking Garages

Teddy: Call of Duty shit

Ashtray: Trumpkin Shit

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