Law Enforcement

LAW ENFORCEMENT – RED EYE REPORT 150

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This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Law Enforcement          

Oracle: US Marshalls

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Marshals_Service
https://secure.bid4assets.com/mvc/auction/725528

Teddy: FBI

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Bureau_of_Investigation

Mistic: DEA

https://www.dea.gov/index.shtml
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Enforcement_Administration

Ashtray: JTTF

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Terrorism_Task_Force

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: PA System

http://www.jblpro.com/www/products/portable-market/eon206p#.WCAB8fkrLcd

Teddy: Thanksgiving Closings

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/rei-close-black-friday-43006757

Mistic: SNL Cold opens again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxH6bKNPBIA

Ashtray: Trumpkin shit

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-emails_us_581fccffe4b0e80b02cac710?7kwdcapfteobhuxr

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Sicario; Legend

Ask the Idiots:

John Johnson – Anchorage, AK – Oracle: Pickles or Carrots?

Felicia – Los Angeles – Teddy: Hello……

Jim Lahey – Sunnyvale – Ashtray: You ever let the liquor speak for you bud?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: NFL Officiating

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/football-insider/wp/2016/11/06/josh-norman-fined-25000-for-criticizing-officials-in-london/

Oracle: Parking Garages

Teddy: Call of Duty shit

Ashtray: Trumpkin Shit

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/catch-and-kill-at-national-enquirer-gives-media-one-last-black-eye-before-election/2016/11/05/2534d43e-a36c-11e6-8832-23a007c77bb4_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_sullivan402pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

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