This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Law Enforcement
Oracle: US Marshalls
Teddy: FBI
Mistic: DEA
Ashtray: JTTF
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: PA System
Teddy: Thanksgiving Closings
Mistic: SNL Cold opens again
Ashtray: Trumpkin shit
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Sicario; Legend
Ask the Idiots:
John Johnson – Anchorage, AK – Oracle: Pickles or Carrots?
Felicia – Los Angeles – Teddy: Hello……
Jim Lahey – Sunnyvale – Ashtray: You ever let the liquor speak for you bud?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: NFL Officiating
Oracle: Parking Garages
Teddy: Call of Duty shit
Ashtray: Trumpkin Shit
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