Tonight we’re talking about land mines. Another thrilling topic from Ashtray; the brilliant mind behind “Plumbing” and “Flood Insurance”!

First we have Teddy. He eats ass, and he’s proud of it. As a fellow ass eater, I approve his message – That Oracle and Mistic can go eat a dick!

Then there’s cock in the mouth Oracle. Some may say that’s fake news, and that I have no evidence Oracle has a penis in or near his mouth. I say; I’m sticking to Teddy’s message. There were cocks on many sides, many sides …

And don’t forget weiner lips Mistic. He missed voting yesterday after getting ejected for campaigning at a polling place. Really it was just emotional support parrot who kept screaming
MAGA!! Grab em by the pussy! Vote Trump! MAGA!!

And I’m Ashtray. Like Teddy, I eat turds! ASS! I mean ASS

And this is the Red Eye Report!!

Land Mines

Rats sniff out mines

Flail tank

What’s Sexy

Mystic: Wisconsin Recount Law

Oracle: What Cheer Writers Club

Ashtray: Halloween Candy

Teddy: No more fucking campaign ads

Fuck What You Think

Mystic: House of Cards

Oracle: Crazy Amazon Reviews

Ashtray: Dick hole Brian Kemp

Teddy: Brie Larson’s shitty Samus

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Depew, New York. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!