Tonight we’re talking about land mines. Another thrilling topic from Ashtray; the brilliant mind behind “Plumbing” and “Flood Insurance”!
First we have Teddy. He eats ass, and he’s proud of it. As a fellow ass eater, I approve his message – That Oracle and Mistic can go eat a dick!
Then there’s cock in the mouth Oracle. Some may say that’s fake news, and that I have no evidence Oracle has a penis in or near his mouth. I say; I’m sticking to Teddy’s message. There were cocks on many sides, many sides …
And don’t forget
weiner lips Mistic. He missed voting yesterday after getting ejected for campaigning at a polling place. Really it was just emotional support parrot who kept screaming
MAGA!! Grab em by the pussy! Vote Trump! MAGA!!
And I’m Ashtray. Like Teddy, I eat turds! ASS! I mean ASS
And this is the Red Eye Report!!
Rats sniff out mines
Mystic: Wisconsin Recount Law
Oracle: What Cheer Writers Club
Ashtray: Halloween Candy
Teddy: No more fucking campaign ads
Fuck What You Think
Mystic: House of Cards
Oracle: Crazy Amazon Reviews
Ashtray: Dick hole Brian Kemp
Teddy: Brie Larson’s shitty Samus
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Depew, New York. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!