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Tonight we’re talking about land mines. Another thrilling topic from Ashtray; the brilliant mind behind “Plumbing” and “Flood Insurance”!

First we have Teddy. He eats ass, and he’s proud of it. As a fellow ass eater, I approve his message – That Oracle and Mistic can go eat a dick!

Then there’s cock in the mouth Oracle. Some may say that’s fake news, and that I have no evidence Oracle has a penis in or near his mouth. I say; I’m sticking to Teddy’s message. There were cocks on many sides, many sides …

And don’t forget weiner lips Mistic. He missed voting yesterday after getting ejected for campaigning at a polling place. Really it was just emotional support parrot who kept screaming
MAGA!! Grab em by the pussy! Vote Trump! MAGA!!

And I’m Ashtray. Like Teddy, I eat turds! ASS! I mean ASS

And this is the Red Eye Report!!

Land Mines

https://www.care.org/emergencies/facts-about-landmines#Q9

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_mine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-mine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_munition

Rats sniff out mines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0swUc492hU

Flail tank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqY39bCPeVM

What’s Sexy

Mystic: Wisconsin Recount Law

Oracle: What Cheer Writers Club

https://www.whatcheerclub.org/

Ashtray: Halloween Candy

Teddy: No more fucking campaign ads

Fuck What You Think

Mystic: House of Cards

Oracle: Crazy Amazon Reviews

Ashtray: Dick hole Brian Kemp

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/georgia-posts-private-information-of-300000-absentee-voters/ar-BBPsGN2?ocid=spartanntp

Teddy: Brie Larson’s shitty Samus

https://movieweb.com/metroid-movie-brie-larson-samus-costume-halloween/

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Depew, New York. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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