In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Juneteenth. What’s some of the history or why have white folks really only been aware of Juneteenth for the past decade or so? Also in the show, Teddy preps for yet another cruise, and Ashtray shares a wild poisoning case in the Madison area.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Juneteenth for white people. We find the exact right time to tell Ashtray hes being gay. And as usual, we offend everyone. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Up until 7 minutes ago, Oracle thought Juneteenth was some kind of weird new math thought up by the Kardashians. Next to him is the soot covered Ashtray. He loves Juneteenth. Its the only day he can eat the ass of a black woman and not feel guilty about his white privilege. Its her day man. We’ve also got a fluffy Teddy Bear. Also, up until 7 minutes ago, he thought Juneteenth was some kind of weird math thought up by the Confederate daughters of America. I dont know man…its the south. Last and Least, I’m the Mistic. I once went to a Juneteenth BBQ. It was a bit like being a piece of salt in a pepper shaker. But them ribs were fuckin delicious. My god that’s racist. Welcome to the Red Eye Report.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emancipation_Day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_Day_(South_Africa)
What’s Sexy
Mistic: Tires season 2
Oracle: Eating
Teddy: Turning 45 Cruise
Ashtray: WWNBA
Caitlin Clark shoved to the ground as tempers flare & technicals issued in Fever-Sun | WNBA on ESPN
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Detour up your momma
Mistic: Stuff…..fuck it.
Ashtray: Hazmat happenings in Madison
https://www.wkow.com/news/crime/prosecutor-multiple-hazmat-scenes-linked-to-elaborate-scheme-to-poison-mans-former-love-interests-with/article_11e0becc-747a-4e56-afe8-6b8b48a8a3a0.html
Teddy: HOA Shut off pool key
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Payne Stewart.
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