In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother.   

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https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-919-30-everyday-products-that-have-insane-origin-stories/

What’s Sexy  

Teddy: The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Oracle: Carrion

Mistic: HBO Max

Ashtray: The Boys season 2

Fuck What You Think

Teddy: Square enix 

Oracle: You have free access to EA Play….

Mistic: Corporate software

Ashtray: Seeing your mom naked

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