The Francis Scott Key bridge collapse in Baltimore was a major Infrastructure Disaster. We’ve had some doozies over the years. Also in the show, Mistic makes a case for Roadhouse and Ashtray gets jazzed up.
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In this episode of the Red eye Report, we discuss Bridges and shit. We get too high to comprehend a shared reality. And as usual, we provide a wholesome, family friendly safe space to fuck hookers. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle once fucked a Tijuanan hooker so hard, her loft collapsed. She was killes instantly and its still the best orgasm hes ever had. Next to him weve got a soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray built his own mylight infrastructure. Too bad it wont last the inevitable psychotic break by either him, his girl or his neighbor. Weve alsk got a fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddys black. Thats all. Last and least, im the Mistic. I once farted so loud it raddled apart a covered bridge in rural Clark County Wisconsin. And this is the Red Eye Report!!!!
INFRASTRUCTURE DISASTERS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engineering_disasters#Infrastructure
What’s Sexy
Oracle:
Nuclear War – Annie Jacobsen
Mistic: Road House….now hear me out.
Teddy: Xmen 97
Ashtray: 75% off at the Jazz Man
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: ESPN+
Mistic: Fuck your pay gap. Bitch
Ashtray: THE WAR AT STANFORD
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/03/stanford-israel-gaza-hamas/677864/
Teddy: Fucking Nintendo
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Baltimore.
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