Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): In the Shadows

Teddy: Project Pegasus

http://www.strangerdimensions.com/2014/02/13/time-travel-teleportation-experiments-project-pegasus/

Mistic: MK Ultra/Stargazer

http://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Project_MKULTRA.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project

Oracle: WWII Secret Experiments

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_human_experimentation

http://www.auschwitz.dk/doctors.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes#Human_experimentation_and_biological_warfare

http://www.ww2pacific.com/unit731.html

Ashtray: Area 51/HAARP

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Mistic: MS DOS games

http://www.9news.com/story/news/2015/01/07/oregon-trail-2000-other-ms-dos-games-now-available/21417785/

Teddy: Halle Berry’s Husband

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/olivier-martinez-hits-man-with-car-seat-during-fight-at-lax-airport/ar-BBhxwOS?ocid=ansGossipCop11

Oracle: Tegra x1

http://www.cnet.com/news/ces-2015-nvidia-announces-tegra-x1/

http://youtu.be/zEHXFnCRlAo

Ashtray: Biblical shit

http://bibviz.com/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Jiro dreams of Sushi; Stretch

Ask the Idiots

Ashtray: Yolanda – Paradise springs, UT – Why are you so mean to your cat?

Oracle: Hank – Los Angeles, CA – You’ve got some stories. I’ll give you that. But my most outrageous story involves a can of spam, a polaroid of Kathy Ireland from 1982         and a gallon of cake frosting. You got anything crazier than that?

Teddy: Fred Flintstone – Bedrock – Yabba fuckin Dabba do……you ever fuck a dinosaur.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: Kidnapping Hoax

http://www.channel3000.com/news/police-kidnapping-hoax-aimed-at-paying-for-pot/30537274

Oracle: Japanese Beethoven

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/resident-evil-onimusha-composer-revealed-as-fraud/1100-6417535/

Teddy: Mickey Incognito

Mistic: Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?

In All Seriousness (3 minutes):

In all seriousness, how many times do we have to tell people to go fuck themselves, before they take our advice and actually do. Studies have shown that people who masturbate regularly, 3 to 4 times a week, have less anger issues and are generally in good mental health. So when I see a group of people, I don’t know, murdering their fellow humans with automatic rifles, just for making fun of their deity. I say to you kind sir. You need to jack off. That’s our show……Make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us…..we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!