In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Imperial Pacific casino. Corruption has run amok in Saipan. Speaking of running amok, Teddy fills us in on some big boy rollercoasters, and Mistic details his out of control road rage.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Imperial Pacific and how corruption has run amok in Saipan. With me this week is the king of corruption, Ashtray. When he’s not out rigging horse racing, he’s turning tricks for cops…just because…he’s so corrupt, he’s incorruptible. Next to him is Take it or Leave it Teddy. He’s like the Forrest Gump of duality. You either take it or you leave it. Jenny can take her AIDS back. Next to him is Mastermind Mistic. He’s always got a plan. Always up to something. You better keep an eye out. That’s all I’m saying. Finally, there’s me. I’m Totally Not Up To Anything Oracle. Don’t mind what I’m up to. Just keep watching Mistic.
And this is the Red Eye Report!
Dane County Pet of the Week.
Wanker the Walrus – Jacks off so much his dick is a festering stump. Other than that, he’s a really nice walrus. Will borrow you some money if you need it and will forget because he’s too busy wanking his festering stump.
Imperial Pacific
A Chinese Company Has Conquered a Piece of America – Bloomberg
#ReleaseTheSaipan files
What’s Sexy
Mistic:
Oracle: Half Ball
Teddy: Big Boy Coasters
Ashtray: The Naked Gun
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Google trying to upsell me like a crackhead outside 7-11
Mistic:
Ashtray: 7-OH products
Teddy: Not a very fast pass
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Brontosauruses.
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