In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off.

Hunter-gatherers

History

https://www.history.com/topics/pre-history/hunter-gatherers

Excellent Overview

https://www.ancient.eu/article/991/prehistoric-hunter-gatherer-societies/

Wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter-gatherer#:~:text=%20Modern%20hunter-gatherer%20groups%20%201%20Aeta%20people,29%20Ye%27kuana%20people%2030%20Yupik%20people%20More%20

Tools:

https://www.history.com/news/hunter-gatherer-tools-breakthroughs#:~:text=%206%20Major%20Breakthroughs%20in%20Hunter-Gatherer%20Tools%20,400%2C000%20to%20200%2C000%20years%20ago.%20Stone…%20More%20

Use of dogs:

Dogs and the Hands That Feed: The Utility of Dogs in Hunter-Gatherer Societies

Modern hunter gatherers

https://hraf.yale.edu/ehc/summaries/hunter-gatherers

Get off your ass!

https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/03/modern-hunter-gatherers-are-just-as-sedentary-as-we-are/

Microbiome:

https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/05/health/hunter-gatherer-diet-tanzania-the-conversation/index.html

Sense of time:

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/10/01/551018759/are-hunter-gatherers-the-happiest-humans-to-inhabit-earth

Not just dudes hunting:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/11/prehistoric-female-hunter-discovery-upends-gender-role-assumptions/

What’s Sexy

Oracle: Thrill of the Fight

Mistic: Georgia…..

Teddy: fantasy football

Ashtray: Sad sad christmas trees

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/twitter-rockefeller-center-christmas-tree-charlie-brown

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Fucking bots

Mistic: Reality Shows

Ashtray: Arecibo radio telescope is DOOMED

https://www.space.com/arecibo-observatory-radio-telescope-to-be-destroyed

Teddy: xbox series x fire hoax

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself every red state out there. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…….you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!