In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Hostages. From crazy Russian hostage situations to hostages falling in love with their captors – we’ve got you covered. We also review a movie about hostages, Argo. And finally, Mistic bitches about Blac Chyna.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Hostage Situations

Mistic: Munich Massacre

Oracle: Stockholm Syndrome

Ashtray: Russian shit

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Everything Game

Ashtray: Vectors

Mistic: Glow

Teddy: Marvel crap

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Argo; Hidden Figures

Ask the Idiots:

Gigi – Boulder, CO – Ashtray: Any crazy fireworks stories?

Smelt Belt McGuiness – Dublin, Ireland – Mistic: You sound like you have a purdy mouth ya fucking pussy. You ever get into any good drunken fist fights?

George Foreman – Los Angeles, CA – Oracle: jibillyscibillybatarangafangafurk?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Blac Chyna

Ashtray: Asian PHDeez nuts

Oracle: Crazy guy in Escape Room

Teddy: Xbox One’s return policy

In all Seriousness: Again, stop making stupid people famous. We can’t blame anyone but ourselves, even me. I’ve never even heard of Blac Chyna or Rob Kardashian. So I perpetuated their pseudo stardom by googling them. Who the fuck are they? Who gives a fuck. I would rather watch a British documentary about how Gruere cheese is made. If we don’t watch, they won’t play it. So, stay away from facebook, Twitter and all the media that’s fucking with your mind and enjoy the weather, garden, or kidnap an Asian PHD candidate. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.