In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Haunted Places, we vex over what to do with Chyna’s brain, and as usual, we have a debate about dolphins, garlic sauce, and Conor McGregor.
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Haunted Shit
Oracle: Hammersmith
Mistic: Hoia Baciu Forest
Teddy: Aokigahara
Ashtray: Gettysburg
What’s Sexy
Teddy: Game of Thrones
Oracle: Nerd Wars
Mistic: Broad City
Ashtray: Good Blood test results
Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): To Hell and Back; In the Heart of The Sea
Ask the Idiots:
Ken Jacobi – Fleming, ND – Ashtray: Would you rather let a dolphin rape you, or have to tell a Jewish person that garlic sauce is fifty cents extra?
Paul Jackson – Pittsburgh, PA – Mistic: Do you really have to lick it before you stick it?
Graham Wick – Edinburgh, Scotland – Teddy: What do you think about Connor McGregor retiring?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Judgemental People
Oracle: Greasy Mexicans
Ashtray: Chyna
Mistic: Jroc…..no…..
In all Seriousness: JRoc….No…..you are going to be sorely missed, ughhhh….I get that you were just the garnish, but you made the whole dish worth it. All of the characters of TPB are funny by themselves, but combined, like a good recipe, they’re incredible. A comedy that’s lasted 10 seasons and spawned multiple film spinoffs is unheard of in today’s television landscape, especially a quirky Canadian one. I fear that this is a slippery slope that we’re on. First Lucy, meh, whatever, but JRoc? That’s too big a part of the recipe to replace…..Nomesayin? That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text]